Double X: How to make SURE he’ll never leave you

It’s Sex Week at Deep Sea News! In honor of my favorite dark, cold, and high-pressure threesome, my latest Double X post offers advice to all the deep sea lovelies just trying to hang on to their men:

Ever had the feeling that your male is getting restless? Think he’s not ready to settle down with you and have 10,000 larvae and a white-picket mud burrow? If you’ve got a hard time finding a man, a dwarf male might be right for you. Dwarf males have evolved to be tiny semi-parasites, forgoing feeding and swimming for a life of providing you with sperm-on-demand. Since dwarfism makes a good man easy to find (there he is, stuck to your shell or living in your gut!), it’s perfect for gals on the go. Here are three easy ways to keep your dwarf male with you for ever and ever:

More here. And be sure to get in on the rest of the super hot Sex Week action – there’s barnacle penii, wandering worm genitals, sea turtle orgies, and more!


9 Responses to Double X: How to make SURE he’ll never leave you

  1. jonolan says:

    Damn! Talk about gender role reversal! LOL Just kidding. Deep Sea Anglers are weird fish, but finding a mate in the dark isn’t so easy I guess.

  2. Sam says:

    Wow, problem solved! Thanks, Double X! 🙂

  3. whysharksmatter says:

    So you’re saying that the females do all the work- getting food, moving around- and all the guys have to do is provide sperm? And you’re saying that this is a good deal for the FEMALES?

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  5. Aura says:

    Alo camilou! I hope you are all reetsd up and better. I do wish the strike would be over soon, it’s awkward to say the least but I’m working with it. Actually I have totes ready to load on the blog. And some other goodies. And and more totes for fall. All are quietly and minimally romantic I think you could say. So one way or another you’ll still be able to get your hands on one after your little break there and my little break here. Best to you.

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