When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy wants to give the mommy a special gift – a Windows Home Server. Oh, yes. Microsoft marketing, in an attempt to distract from Vista’s vicissitudes, is distributing “Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House? Helping Your Child Understand the Stay-At-Home Server.” Read this book. Then try to imagine what would happen if an actual child read this book. Then try to imagine what controlled substances brought this particular marketing campaign from the Moria-like depths in which it spawned to the light of day.
Then make sure that all YOUR special gifts run Linux.
Via Chaos Theory