Looking for whales in all the wrong places

There’s so many whales on this blog,
That adding a few more won’t clog.
There’s dolphins with Krauts*
The Navy’s sonar ruled out
And a minke up the Amazon did slog.

*I couldn’t rhyme “German!” I hereby invoke my German ancestry to justify using Kraut instead.

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3 Responses to Looking for whales in all the wrong places

  1. Martini-Corona says:

    Are you kidding? SPERMIN’ whales!

    Or squirmin’ whales (with glee, at mating?)

    Or de-wormin’ (when they get parasitic infections)

    Or Baz Luhrman?

  2. You have no idea how hard I looked for a photo of a blue whale penis. The internet is not kind to these searches, no no.

  3. jebyrnes says:

    But we do know what the internet has with regards to orcas!

    *eep*

    Now I’m just hoping there’s a dolphin on the next episode of Sprokets. Dieter would be so pleased.

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